Jerseyese

The American English dialect spoken in the Jersey Shore region.

He speaks fluent Jerseyese!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

jerseyfest

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.

dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.

by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

Jerseyed

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.

"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"

by TBird8 June 14, 2012

Jerseyshoreified

Taking a well established franchise and adding something to it that makes it alot more annoying and alot more douchey.

Gamer 1: Hey have you played the new Modern Warefare yet?
Gamer 2: No, it was cool in the beginning but something Jerseyshoreified it. So now it just kinda seems douchey.

by Angryjoearmysoldier June 7, 2012

jerseyfied

a new fetish to cum(ejaculate) in someones hair and give them a blow out.

Pauly-D's hair style is a jerseyfied style which he uses gizz to style and get the hold hes looking for.

by lilbabyguitarboy November 16, 2010

Jerseysaurus

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.

Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!

by Jack I Am December 18, 2010

Jerseyside tickler

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.

I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.

by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009