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jerseyfest 

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.
dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.
jerseyfest by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.
Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.
jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

Jerseyed 

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.
"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"
Jerseyed by TBird8 June 14, 2012

Jerseyside tickler 

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.
I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.
Jerseyside tickler by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026