jerseyfied

a new fetish to cum(ejaculate) in someones hair and give them a blow out.

Pauly-D's hair style is a jerseyfied style which he uses gizz to style and get the hold hes looking for.

by lilbabyguitarboy November 16, 2010

jerseyfest

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.

dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.

by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

jersified

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

Jerseyed

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.

"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"

by TBird8 June 14, 2012

Jerseyside tickler

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.

I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.

by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009