Jersey Boy 

Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.

Irish kid: "hey wop, you're a clown"

Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."

Jersey Boy by Irish11111 September 10, 2009

jersey boy 

A kid who is not from new jersey, but has a speech impediment that sounds like a New Jersey accent.

Kid 1: Hey man you ever been to new Joyzey?
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...

jersey boy by Karen Longshnieder February 15, 2009

Jersey Boy 

A diss to a certain person who is acting gay.

Rowan: "Look at my new pink shoes! :D"

Chrissy: "WOW!!! what a Jersey Boy"

Jersey Boy by Stephanie J Q April 14, 2010

Jersey Boy 

Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.

Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.

Jersey Boy by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel 

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel by anonymous May 1, 2023

get it boy jersey 

The proverbial clothing worn by a get it boy. Not a real piece of clothing; rather, the concept of such an article. If it existed in physical form, it would say "get it boy" across the shoulders, where the last name usually is.

You wanna party, let me get the YG's, and we a be thurr in a minute/
Maybe chickenhead with it/
I'm in the authentic get it boy jersey, G.I.B hat fitted

get it boy jersey by chingy February 6, 2005

Jersey Boyz 

When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz

Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"

Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"

Jersey Boyz by Dankemmes December 29, 2016