Jersey Boy

Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.

Irish kid: "hey wop, you're a clown"

Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."

by Irish11111 September 10, 2009

Jersey Boy

A diss to a certain person who is acting gay.

Rowan: "Look at my new pink shoes! :D"

Chrissy: "WOW!!! what a Jersey Boy"

by Stephanie J Q April 14, 2010

jersey boy

A kid who is not from new jersey, but has a speech impediment that sounds like a New Jersey accent.

Kid 1: Hey man you ever been to new Joyzey?
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...

by Karen Longshnieder February 14, 2009

Jersey Boys

An over the pants handjob.

"Hey Travis did you finally smash that girl??"
"Nah man she just gave me a jersey boys.."

by SoftCell February 04, 2017

Wear a boys jersey

wear your boyfriend , friends , or crush hoodie 👀 . September 18th

Wear a boys jersey Wear your boyfriends jersey rep his number

by September 18th September 15, 2019

get it boy jersey

The proverbial clothing worn by a get it boy. Not a real piece of clothing; rather, the concept of such an article. If it existed in physical form, it would say "get it boy" across the shoulders, where the last name usually is.

You wanna party, let me get the YG's, and we a be thurr in a minute/
Maybe chickenhead with it/
I'm in the authentic get it boy jersey, G.I.B hat fitted

by chingy February 06, 2005

Jersey Boy

Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.

Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.

by ayucds1423 March 09, 2021