jersey boobs

Mounds of flesh on the female of the species that look appealing at first glance but upon closer examination closely resemble deflated pancakes.

by TheRealMarkPugner November 24, 2016

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 30, 2011

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

by amooseinahummer February 9, 2011