jerseyboy

Describes someone who is native to New Jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking Jersey-isms wherever possible.

"Why do you keep talking like you're in the mafia? That's so jerseyboy."

by Jerseyboy September 19, 2003

Jerseymobile

Tinted windows and a spoiler on wheels ("rims"). Most likely a Honda Civic, or Daddy's old Acura. Typically piloted by a sixth-year Business major, with the passenger seat occupied by a sorostitute studying Textiles, Fashion Merchandising, and Design.

Wow, look at that tool in the Jerseymobile.

by Michael Furey May 9, 2006

Jersey Boy

Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.

Irish kid: "hey wop, you're a clown"

Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."

by Irish11111 September 10, 2009

Jerseyguy

Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...

Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...

People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.

A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!

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by Jerseyguy-com July 21, 2009

jersey boy

A kid who is not from new jersey, but has a speech impediment that sounds like a New Jersey accent.

Kid 1: Hey man you ever been to new Joyzey?
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...

by Karen Longshnieder February 15, 2009

Jersey Boy

A diss to a certain person who is acting gay.

Rowan: "Look at my new pink shoes! :D"

Chrissy: "WOW!!! what a Jersey Boy"

by Stephanie J Q April 14, 2010

Jersey Boy

Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.

Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.

by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021