jerseyboy
Describes someone who is native to New Jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking Jersey-isms wherever possible.
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Jerseymobile
Tinted windows and a spoiler on wheels ("rims"). Most likely a Honda Civic, or Daddy's old Acura. Typically piloted by a sixth-year Business major, with the passenger seat occupied by a sorostitute studying Textiles, Fashion Merchandising, and Design.
Jerseymobile by Michael Furey May 9, 2006
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Jersey Boy
Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.
Irish kid: "hey wop, you're a clown"
Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."
Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."
Jersey Boy by Irish11111 September 10, 2009
Jerseyguy
Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...
Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...
People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.
A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!
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Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...
People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.
A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!
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Jerseyguy by Jerseyguy-com July 21, 2009
jersey boy
Kid 1: Hey man you ever been to new Joyzey?
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...
jersey boy by Karen Longshnieder February 15, 2009
Jersey Boy
Jersey Boy by Stephanie J Q April 14, 2010
Jersey Boy
Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.
Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
Jersey Boy by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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