Jerry Dick 

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

Jerry Dick by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010

Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.

I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.

Jerry the dick by Limonski January 17, 2020

Dick nose jerry 

The center piece on the face that is so thick and large it resembles the gentle area on a skinny man, almost in a beak like way.

Woah! That guy lookes like dick nose jerry!

Translation: that guy has a big ass nose!

Dick nose jerry by Madele culkin June 9, 2021

Mal, Dick and Jerry 

Any hypothetical persons

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.

Mal, Dick and Jerry by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

dick jerky 

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

dick jerky by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

Dick jerky 

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

Dick jerky by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022