Jerkium

slang for "Jerking" or the nickname of someone name "Jack"

I am jerkium it.

by thelegionaryvu December 3, 2025

abra ka jerkium

a charm used by Harry Potter; created by the Half Blooded Prince that forces an unaware victum to immediately drop there pants and start givin'er relentlessly, despite the victims suroundings, also can be used on self for a quick and easy jerk

Harry potter became quite angry with malfoy and pointing his wand shouting, "abra ka jerkium!" Immediately malfoys pants dropped, he began to jerk is "wand" quite rapidly, the whole front row of the charms class got soaked by his creamy goodness. Herminny unfortunetly got pregant in the process due to malfoys magical jism, now Harry's even more pissed.

by stephen the anus man June 3, 2006

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

Jerkism

An addiction and palate evolution so strong, it becomes a religion. Virgin jerkers exposed to traditional authentic jamaican jerking of meats, fish, poultry and vegetables become so intoxicated with the taste...they convert to jerkism.

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by The Ja Joint July 28, 2013

jerkumstance

1) A jerk, or an event/situation that is influenced by a jerk which causes something shitty to happen to another person; usually to an innocent bystander
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party

Bill: "Oh man - is this jizz on my jacket? I just walked to the corner store and back. I feel like a dirty Lady Macbeth."

Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."

by trainwrecktammy-pomme-de-terre September 21, 2012

jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

jerkism

To be a very ultra mean person to another person to inflict meanness to them and create the effect of being a jerk

You are a fucking asshole stupid bitch Bill.(You can see how Bill is using jerkism)
Wow you are sick lurking yucky lolicon.

by Cooney Jung February 4, 2009