Jerkium
I am jerkium it.
Jerkium by thelegionaryvu December 3, 2025
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abra ka jerkium
a charm used by Harry Potter; created by the Half Blooded Prince that forces an unaware victum to immediately drop there pants and start givin'er relentlessly, despite the victims suroundings, also can be used on self for a quick and easy jerk
Harry potter became quite angry with malfoy and pointing his wand shouting, "abra ka jerkium!" Immediately malfoys pants dropped, he began to jerk is "wand" quite rapidly, the whole front row of the charms class got soaked by his creamy goodness. Herminny unfortunetly got pregant in the process due to malfoys magical jism, now Harry's even more pissed.
abra ka jerkium by stephen the anus man June 3, 2006
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Jerkium • abra ka jerkium • jerkism • Jerkimbo • Jerkumcision • jerkumfizz • Jerkumnavigate • jerkumsiced • jerkumstance • Jerk Pump
Jerkumcision
when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.
The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.
Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012
Jerkism
An addiction and palate evolution so strong, it becomes a religion. Virgin jerkers exposed to traditional authentic jamaican jerking of meats, fish, poultry and vegetables become so intoxicated with the taste...they convert to jerkism.
Jerkism by The Ja Joint July 28, 2013
jerkumstance
1) A jerk, or an event/situation that is influenced by a jerk which causes something shitty to happen to another person; usually to an innocent bystander
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party
Bill: "Oh man - is this jizz on my jacket? I just walked to the corner store and back. I feel like a dirty Lady Macbeth."
Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."
Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."
jerkumstance by trainwrecktammy-pomme-de-terre September 21, 2012
jerkumfizz
jerkumfizz by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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