JerkMouth

A mouth of a jerk

Wow, she is such a jerkmouth

by Kayla2005 February 21, 2019

Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

jerkworthy

Originally, somebody or something that would be very easy to masturbate to. Now, it's a stand in for anything pleasurable.

Also, street name of head m.c. of BCCB.

These brownies are jerkworthy, as is your mother who made them.

by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

Jerkdouche

Noun: An individual possessing the self-absorbed, overly-entitled qualities of a douche, while being condescending, inconsiderate, and irresponsible like a jerk.

Wow, Jordan is such a Jerkdouche! He won't stop talking about how awesome his home state is while bashing on everything I find cool about mine.

by Rakmagic November 5, 2010

Jerkout

A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.

Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.

by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013

jackmouth

A person who is in every measure, deficient, unsatisfactory, or incompetent

Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer is a complete jackmouth

by Ricky August 19, 2004

Jerkpothesis

The hypothesis or ideas the stupidest person in the office has that management usually believes or uses.

Did you see that Bob's, Jerkpothesis about sunspots made it into the company newsletter?

by mcodakota January 14, 2012