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Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.
I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.
Jerkout by TayRexz April 21, 2011
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A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Jerkout by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
When you add weights to your arm and the masturbate , giving the added benefit of a workout ,rather than just jerk off you Jerkout.
Person 1: "I cant believe that big buff looking dude isn't interested in those chicks hitting on him"

Person 2: " Yea , I know , he must Jerkout"
Jerkout by Some_Bloke July 7, 2021

Jerk-Out 

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
Jerk-Out by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

jerkbutt 

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.
I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!
jerkbutt by Christina H. January 12, 2009

jerknuts 

(noun)
Someone lacking intelligence and/ or failing to pay attention. Dismissive.
That asshole with the blinker on for the last 6 blocks is a fuckin' jerknuts!
-or-
Frank Rizzo: "Way to go there, Jerknuts!"
jerknuts by Pete D April 27, 2006

jerkbutt 

someone that is rude.
Shawn is a jerkbutt for saying that.
jerkbutt by Taylor Skewla April 15, 2007
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