Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

Jerkout

A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.

Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.

by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013

Jerkout

When you add weights to your arm and the masturbate , giving the added benefit of a workout ,rather than just jerk off you Jerkout.

Person 1: "I cant believe that big buff looking dude isn't interested in those chicks hitting on him"

Person 2: " Yea , I know , he must Jerkout"

by Some_Bloke July 7, 2021

Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off

I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.

by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

jerkbutt

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.

I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!

by Christina H. January 12, 2009

jerknuts

(noun)
Someone lacking intelligence and/ or failing to pay attention. Dismissive.

That asshole with the blinker on for the last 6 blocks is a fuckin' jerknuts!
-or-
Frank Rizzo: "Way to go there, Jerknuts!"

by Pete D April 27, 2006

jerkbutt

someone that is rude.

Shawn is a jerkbutt for saying that.

by Taylor Skewla April 15, 2007