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Jemison Alabama 

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
Jemison Alabama by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020

Jemison High School 

Where the cycle of misfits for generations to come live on. Only at Jemison High School can you be a head coach and drink with your players on the weekends. Where every male student’s career path is Alabama Power. During class breaks you can go to the boys restroom and hit your juul and pass it to your friends. Where the pageant queen runner ups find their high school sweet heart. The only parking lot around where you can drive through, fish and skip rocks.
The Best High School in AMERICA=Jemison High School

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
Jamison by JadedJay August 2, 2008
Jamison is an amazing guy. A life saver. When you feel as if there is no point to living any more, he will sweep in and give you hope. He'll make you feel special.
Jamison is the most amazing guy I have ever met.
Jamison by lovedbysomeone October 18, 2013
A really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. He is also very funny and is fun to be around. Be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
Aww look it's Jamison! He steals my heart every time I see him.