A girl who has a lot of issues in her life but somehow manages to keep a smile on both yours and her face all the time. She's unstable, yet crazy in a fun way. She loves anime and hates stupid people. She lives off facts, yet is still hilarious.
Random person: Omg I think jerilyn just made a suicide joke.
Jerilyn's friend: yeah she does it all the time, but she usually means it.
A small girl with strong personality. She's sweet at times but can give you headache. Her personality is unique. She can make you laugh but can make you cry at the same time. She's small but loud. She's shy with new faces but can go wild with people around her that she trust. She's a disaster inside a small body.
Jerilyn is a beautiful, smart, funny and a great friend. She knows how to hold a grudge but can also forgive and forget. If you’re friends with a jerilyn then you’re spoiled because she knows exactly what to get you. Jerilyns are really clumsy but can laugh it off. She might have a funny laugh but it makes everyone else laugh because of it. If you’re friends with a jerilyn you better keep her because she’ll keep you forever.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).