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a sexaholic artist, drinks paint and pisses excellent art.
that painting is amazing!, is it an original "jeret"
jeret by jeret April 14, 2008
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One who shows how average can be superior. A person that utilizes quality over quantity to the absolute max.
Typically has a killer bod and a slightly edgy sense of humor.
While I was disappointed at the pictures Brad sent me the night before, he really used his schlong in bed like a real Jeret
Jeret by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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Jerett • jeret • jeretard • Jereth • Jerethy • jeretonic • Jeretta • jeet • Jere • jeeter
A combination of the words 'Jared' and 'beret'. It is a unique insult mainly done by those suffering with the 'tism and 'tardation, but may also be used as a natural response to insult someone for doing/saying something stupid.
Person 1: Look at this magic trick I can do! I can disappear until the table!
Person 2: Stop being such a Jeret!

Person 1: I came 2nd in that race because you clearly cheated!
Person 2: Ohhh of course, typical Jeret attitude.
Jeret by Eldot29 May 23, 2022
The cutest feet to ever exist, jeeties is a nickname for Stray Kids' rapper Han Jisung's feet. Like jeekies, the jult often uwus over jeeties
the jeeties and jeekies were so cute that stays began the jult to honor them
jeeties by brokencompass September 2, 2019
Someone who sells fake drugs/substances
"Nah don't buy acid off that fool, he's jeety as fuck"
jeety by ThatFoolsJeety November 16, 2020
A incredible woman, with a incredible heart that is larger then life. Very independent, strong willed, and ambitious. Knows her dreams and goals, and is willing to do any and all to achieve them. If you are lucky enough to have her fall in love with you, be prepared! Because it is a journey you will want to last for a lifetime!

The true run away bride, but she knows what she deserves.
That lady Jeree, she is a beautiful one!
jeree by The-bearded-one December 20, 2016
A little Asian bear that one would love to snuggle up with.
Oh, my JereBear is so cute and cuddly, I just ADORE him!
JereBear by Goshers January 19, 2010
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murderhobo 

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