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jerktard 

A person who is a jerk and retard all at the same time.

Similiar to jork
"David Viner is a jerktard!"
jerktard by craze3 January 21, 2004
A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".
If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.
jeetard by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

jermtard 

A accurate discription for Jeremy Boss
Has anyone spoken to jermtard today?
jermtard by Dowdydogz February 11, 2019

jerktard 

douche bag, jerk and retard combined.
dude did you just eat my last chip? you're such a jerktard.
jerktard by Smitty fo'Shitty November 22, 2011
A cross between a Jerk and a Retard.
He's such a jertard for passing the ball to his opponents.
Jertard by Bruce "Vencedric" Loh September 24, 2018

Jerktard 

Means when someone is being rude a.k.a(jerk) and acting mentally slowly a.k.a(retard)
Jake was being such an Jerktard in math class today
Jerktard by šŸ’œA JšŸ’œ October 6, 2018
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