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Something many claim to be but unfortunately are unable to follow through with the code of the JereBear.
The JereBear code.
1. You respect women. No exceptions unless that bitch cheats on you!
2. Spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. No homosexuals can be JereBears. Sorry but that's life
4. Always treat a woman like she was your woman. That way if you're available she will know that you are the shit and all other guys are just turd shits.
5. JereBears don't cheat. Straight up
6. "Bros before hoes" applies to all JereBears unless it's your woman
7. You are not a bitch and will not take shit from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. Don't cheat on your woman especially if she's amazing.
9. Don't cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. Cheating is not tolerated by a JereBear. You must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. Both offenders are at fault. ONE EXCEPTION is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living shit out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. Your name MUST BE JEREMY!!!!
The JereBear code.
1. You respect women. No exceptions unless that bitch cheats on you!
2. Spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. No homosexuals can be JereBears. Sorry but that's life
4. Always treat a woman like she was your woman. That way if you're available she will know that you are the shit and all other guys are just turd shits.
5. JereBears don't cheat. Straight up
6. "Bros before hoes" applies to all JereBears unless it's your woman
7. You are not a bitch and will not take shit from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. Don't cheat on your woman especially if she's amazing.
9. Don't cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. Cheating is not tolerated by a JereBear. You must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. Both offenders are at fault. ONE EXCEPTION is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living shit out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. Your name MUST BE JEREMY!!!!
JereBear by The1ThatOwnz April 26, 2011
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Jerbear
1. A bear that can/could/will donkey punch your ass
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
Jerbear by jerry funkin berries May 23, 2006
Dirty Jerbear
Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
Dirty Jerbear by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 11, 2021