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Jeremiah Green 

Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.
Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.

jeremiah gottwald 

a very orange guy from anime
"Is that you orange boy? - Zero
OOOOOOO- jeremiah gottwald
jeremiah gottwald by iceweiner November 29, 2010
Jeremae is one of the most easy and lovable people you will ever meet. She is chill and at the same time has no chill especially after a bottle or two of pinot gris she turns into the funniest person and is one of the most fun people you could party with. She is an extremely hard worker and is 100% clutch when it counts and is always fair and just. She loves hard and cares deeply about her friends and family and is always there to help and listen.

Jeremae is someone with strong opinions. Once you get on her bad side you are blacklisted for life and she could make your life a living hell but she's bigger than that and instead won't give two shits about you. She is reliable and the definition of Work Hard Play Hard. She is not afraid to cut a bitch if she has to but most of the time she doesn't need to because her glare will put you in your place. She is upfront, honest and genuine and if you're lucky enough to have a Jez in your life, your life will never be boring - bissssssh.
Person: Omg did you win your game?
Me: Ofc bruh Jeremae clutched she's a fkn beast
Jeremae by realbadbishhh May 6, 2021

Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
The best person you could ever meet. A boy, or a man who knows how to love their other half. They know how to take control and can be confusing at times, but they know how to settle things. They can be really good boyfriends and can mess up at times, but they finally win their partner's heart with their adorable antics. They are people who are selfless and very sensitive, although they never show it. And finally, love their friends and family a lot. Having a guy like that in your life is really wonderful.
Can you believe it?
i have a boyfriend and his name's Jeremiah.
Jeremiah by HisTrueLover123890 October 5, 2017

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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