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Jennifer$ 

Today I had a good day I went to school passed my math test and got no homework then I came home beat the shit out of my whole family then spanked my meat for 5 hours then I played fortnite I had a good day how was yours <3
Jennifer$ by catunga September 17, 2021
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Jennifer Beals 

- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.
You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!
From a Cornish form of the Old Welsh name Gwenhwyfar (Guenevere).

Jennyfer's are an extremely rare beauty inside & out. They are loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. They know how to love no other way than hard. Jennyfer's have a deep passion for life & the things that are important to them. Sometimes their passion can be mistaken for attitude but, let it be known, it's only because they are misunderstood by some; their passion is real & for no other purpose. Jennyfer's are naturally beautiful - making some green with envy of their natural features; so it is only fitting that they have keen interest in the nature around them & preserving natural beauty. They were born with it & are wired to love & care for things in their natural state as well as all creatures big and small.

Jennyfer's will be there through the good times & the bumps along the way. Their friendship does not thin, it is not a fair-weather friendship. It is as real as the Jennyfer you encounter. Strong & supportive; beautiful & timeless. Should you come across a Jennyfer make them your best friend and hold onto them forever; I know I will.
jennyfer by Robtulips July 30, 2014
An amazing girl.She is one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Smiles all the time whether she is happy or not. Laughs alot. Usually very pretty. Is worth waiting for, fighting for, and most of the time some men dont deserve her. She is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. A very trusworthy person. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or sexy. Loves to cuddle. Would rather you tell her the truth than to lie or keep things from her. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. Anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
You need a Jenifer in your life.
Jenifer by foodlover19 February 3, 2017

Jennifer 

A beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts A LOT of guys. she can cheer you up when your down. A lot of people are jealous of her. Shes the type of person you can depend on. She can follow through on almost anything. She's always determined and confident. She likes for her voice to be heard. So listen up. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. Also daring too. She's not afraid to try something new. She's athletic. Loves to do everything. She is really talented. Loves to stand out. She's one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. and probably the most caring person you will ever come across. Jennifer is an amazing girl. She helps people w/ their problems even though she might be going through stuff of her own. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. She is loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. Jennifer has a deep passion for life & the things that are important to her. Some guys dont even deserve her. She is worth waiting for, fighting for. She's fun, strong, outgoing and perfect. Go for her. And once you got her. Never let her go.
Girl: No one will ever like me!

Jennifer: Don't worry God is saving someone special just for you.

Girl: Really? You just made my day!

Jennifer: Why thank you just acting like my normal Jennifer self. :)
Jennifer by Leahsmith March 14, 2017

Jenifer Syndrome 

1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.

Jennifer Morrison 

The best person you'll ever know of. she's beautiful, smart, talented and overall just amazing! she played Emma Swan on Once Upon A Time and Dr Allison Cameron on House along with many other roles. She has an adorable dog named Ava who she's obsessed with. Enjoys coffee.
Oh my gosh!! Jennifer Morrison is such a smol bean!!
I know right!
Jennifer Morrison by dfgrht July 19, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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