Today I had a good day I went to school passed my math test and got no homework then I came home beat the shit out of my whole family then spanked my meat for 5 hours then I played fortnite I had a good day how was yours <3
by catunga September 17, 2021
Jennifer is the woman that gives me courage on any given Sunday that is not Sunday. There is no rest for Jennifer. She is always working and her job never ends. Jennifer is a good mother who loves her children and puts them first at all times. She can clean a house no other person I know, no matter how many times the kids destroyed it. She puts her family first and family means everything. You would be lucky if you had Jennifer in your life. Her good qualities never go unnoticed. How does she do all that she does and still make me shiver at my spine. I don't know and I just don't ask. She is like Superwoman to me. Her name might as well be Kara, to compliment her caramel complexion. I value her complexion and no one is ever going to call my best friend something bad about her complexion. I can try minimize or maximize who she is, but this woman means something to me. I can always count on her to talk to me when no one else will. Even if she is quiet, she says a multitude of lot with silence, but what comes with silence is a statement of power. She says things in other ways that are undeniably the truth. She is a woman of good faith who has been through a lot. I wish Mrs. Potter would just talk to me.
by HumbledAndGrateful July 08, 2022
A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doen't act her age.(wether it be acting older or younger)Jennifer's have amazing eys, and love to laugh and smile. They generaly enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new poeple. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Jennifers are very honest and particular. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt in a very suddle way that drives men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Jennifers are very good friends.
Man: Dude, I ment the most amazing girl today. She's funny, and smart, and has amazing eyes.
Man2: Yeah man, cool. What's her name?
Man: Jennifer
Man2: Yeah man, cool. What's her name?
Man: Jennifer
by MrManny February 04, 2010
A Canadian catfish. An internet phenomenon made popular during the music television reality show of the same name.
by Snoopypup2017 September 16, 2017
Kick her in the Jennifer.
by Chunky Yet Funky November 23, 2021
Jennifer is a comment name but a wonder full person that is nice to one and all, she is great in relationships but has hard trouble finding the right one that makes her happy. She also is very Beautiful but she also has a dark side that is really cruel
" Hey look it's Jennifer! "
by Clerk April 03, 2017
Person #1: Dude, i just mixed myself a Jennifer
Person #2: Mann i love Jennifer's there so good
Person #1: The Jennifer gets me loadedddddd!
Person #2: Mann i love Jennifer's there so good
Person #1: The Jennifer gets me loadedddddd!
by party.on.the.rock! August 12, 2009