Jelysse
The greatest girl in the world. She is kind, pretty, smart, anything good you could imagine. You will most likely never be sad around her, she is amazing.
Jelysse by Who's_ Jose October 10, 2023
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Jelyssa
She’s loyal and smart. People are jealous of her because of her looks. She knows how to get what she wants. She acts like a good girl..when she’s freaky. She’ll make you happy, if you make her happy. She don’t deal with nobody’s bullshit. She’s hot as fuck, but doesn’t know it sometimes.
Person:*lies,is dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa:”bye bitch”
Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa:”bye bitch”
Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa by SloppyHead2000 February 21, 2019
Jelyssa
She's fierce, loyal and smart. People love her personality but everybody cannot deal with it. She will make you happy if you make her happy. She doesn't deal with anybody's bullshit. and have a BAD temper. She's is kind and caring but a bit crazy. And even if she doesn't have complete confidence in herself, she will remind you that she's amazing. She's the kind of bitch, you only met once in a lifetime.
Person: * lies, being dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa: "bitch, bye"
Person: " you said you would be nice"
Jelyssa:" did I stab the hoe? no ! so I'm being fucking nice"
Jelyssa: "bitch, bye"
Person: " you said you would be nice"
Jelyssa:" did I stab the hoe? no ! so I'm being fucking nice"
Jelyssa by avocadosupreme455 January 29, 2021
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Jenysse
A Storng Turst Worthy Person, Very Intelligent To An Extent. Might Not Be Good To Find Love, But When Love Find Her There Is No Way Any Guy Wants To Leave Her Side, Very Loyal. Most Of The Time Mature, Starting From A Very Young Age. Shows Her Respect And Love For Nature. She Can Be A Sweetheart, But When Mad, Its Very Hard To Win Her.
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