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being upset over what others have

EXAMPLE: i was at recess one day and my bf was playing tag with me and some other kids. my bestie was it and keep in mind shes the most popular girl in the class. she tagged my bf and i didnt really mind. until he tagged me so i tagged my bestie and then she started to flirt with my bf and tag him only. so i got mad and told her and she stormed off like nothing ever happened. i was jelous in this situation bc i wanted to be her. i wanted to be chased after by the hottest guy literaly ever. so yeah. dont get jelous! :)
jelousy is a disease. get well soon❤️
jelousy by queen chara May 10, 2022
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jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.
In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.
jersey jelousy by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
black jealousy by karj1432 April 28, 2019

Bacon Jealousy 

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
Bacon Jealousy by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

Jealousy 

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.
i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.
Jealousy by Twilight Book April 4, 2009

retroactive jealousy 

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

Jealousy 

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside
Jealousy by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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