Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019

Stefan Karl

God.

Person 1: We pray to god that he will give us strength

Person 2: You mean Stefan Karl?
Person 1: Of course I do!

by EdgyMcgee February 07, 2019

Lebron James

Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.

“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”

by EdgyMcgee December 16, 2018

Hip to be Square

A song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because not only is the song just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Hip to be Square is Huey Lewis and the News' undisputed masterpiece

by EdgyMcgee February 02, 2022

Stacy

She can’t see that she’s not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom

by EdgyMcgee April 16, 2019

Lebron James

A man who will break into your house, ruining your family reunion and offer you a Sprite Cranberry.

“Did you hear about that robbery last night?”
“Yeah he pulled a Lebron James on them”

by EdgyMcgee December 16, 2018