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A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.
Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini
jewkini by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020
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jikininki 

“Jikininki” are from Japanese Buddhism and they mean “human eating ghosts”, and that already means that this wont end well. They are spirits of cursed individuals who were greedy in life, and are now forced to seek out and eat human corpses at night.

Jikininki are said to look like decomposing corpses, with sharp claws and glowing eyes. They also have the ability to magically disguise themselves as normal human beings and lead normal lives by day.
I saw the jikininki last night and naw I am going to have nightmares......
jikininki by cheergirlzrule May 7, 2015
"sam was wearing his jenkini by the pool'
Jenkini by Springfresh March 21, 2010

leeroy jenkining 

To spontaneously throw caution out the window and run into battle yelling "LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"
Im going to be leeroy jenkining during this battle
leeroy jenkining by 321poptarts August 19, 2012
(noun)
1.An imaginary friend's friend who is, also, imaginary.
2.A word said to express a fairly attractive woman or an awkward silence.
1.Nobody can see Fred's jikinis becuase Fred is imaginary.
2.Taylor Jarmas was the last one to say jikini, so he was slapped in the face.
jikini by Jerry B. Collins April 20, 2008
when you fuck a girl and u use a finger and your nose at the same time. works only if you have big nose like a jewish man. will work in any hole held in by pants.
that guy a freak like to really likes jewinit, sweeet
Jewinit by zach novak September 29, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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