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Jehovanny 

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
Jehovanny by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011

jehovany 

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.
Damn jehovany eat me🍬
jehovany by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017

jehovanni 

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible
Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome
jehovanni by that kid pablo January 13, 2015

Jehovany Samuel Rodriguez Perez 

Modern midsize SUV seating 7. Overall safety rating a 4/5 stars and will hold a small family comfortably. Truly an automotive work of art.
“Have you seen the new Jehovany Samuel Rodriguez Perez?”
“Nah i’m extremely homophobic

Jehovahed 

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE
Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)
Jehovahed by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed 

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
jehovahed by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007