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Definitions by Maxence05_

Antipeen 

A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.
Antipeen by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019

Sea Pussy 

A very salty vagina, in which you can faintly hear the sound of the ocean.
Guy #1: Hey bruh, can you give me a glass of water? My girlfriend's got Sea Pussy!
Guy #2: Oh shit, yeah dude here you go... Did you hear the ocean?
Guy #1: Yeah, it was very soothing.
Sea Pussy by Maxence05_ June 6, 2019

Reverse-following 

The opposite of what Jehova Witnesses do.

Also called "Un-jehoving".
Guy 1: Yo, have you seen those jehova witnesses last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I reverse-followed them all day! I was un-jehoving!
Guy 1: Damn dude, you gotta stop all that reverse-following!

Un-jehoving 

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"
Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!
Un-jehoving by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019