Crank Dat Jeffay

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.

"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"

by ClefPro March 8, 2009

jeffay

The best person you’ll ever meet. Caring, loving, and a good listener. Also hot as a hot pepper.

Omg did you see that guy he’s sooooo nice and I don’t mind the looks either

That must be a jeffay

by Mackdawhit April 10, 2019

Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023