Jeezis
Awesome friend whose real name is Jesus but i say Jeezis. He's funny and always entertaining and hopefully doesn't die a virgin.
Jeezis by Kitty the Rag Doll July 6, 2010
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Jeezie C
"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"
"No."
"No."
Jeezie C by I think gavels should be called law-hammers October 8, 2005
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Jeezus
The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.
Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
Jeezus by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011
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