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jupression 

the long, and painful depression the takes over once 11th grade, or junior year, begins. It lasts pretty much the whole year until the end when you realize that your grades are your grades and your basically a senior, and senioritis will soon ensue.
I couldn't even make it too 6th period, my jupression had gotten so bad after I failed my precal test.
jupression by wallflower127 November 11, 2006
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jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.
Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.
jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré
"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"
dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

Jeepression 

When one person desires a Jeep very badly. It results in a person feeling ultimately depressed after seeing a Jeep.
I have Jeepression after seeing that Jeep pass by.
Jeepression by Cailahix11 May 22, 2019

japression

The feeling of intense sadness that you feel once Christmas is over and all that you have to look forward to are cold days, long nights and practise exams
Friend: Hey, are you ok?
Me: Not really pal, I think I’m japressed!
Friend: I got you man, japression can be a real struggle
japression by gang gang squad bam January 4, 2019

jimpression 

when you are depressed and turn the depression into jimpression
gymbro 1: time to turn my depression into jimpression
gymbro 2: fighting the demons once again eh?
jimpression by itspeano September 10, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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