Jeeho

Nita's Baby Boy. Loves to play the cello and has beautiful long luscious black hair. He wears fluffy blue pajamas and loves to cuddle people. He is an asian princess.

Oh, Jeeho you little cutie pie, I love you

by hgnisatin October 23, 2010

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.

Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"

by RonMac December 4, 2018

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

by bbone22 September 7, 2012

jerhoobs

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.

"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"

by The Child September 2, 2007

Big Jehovah riders

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

Jeego

When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourself in the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.

Kelly is the king of Jeego!

by Zakume July 31, 2011