When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourselfin the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.
The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
Best living. Simple as he is. Honest and loyal. May be another name for loyalty. Caring human being towards his beloved ones. Unconditional love. Nobody can destroy his pure soul.