Jebeebus 

Stops you from leaving your house, like a tracking device

Tom can't leave the house because of Jebeebus

Jebeebus by Jack1223 November 12, 2020

Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble

1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!

Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009

jeblebus 

black jesus. loved by few. unknown by many. also used as a word exclaimed in moments of anger or boredom. or a subject used to piss off almost all bastard RS/RE teachers. often thought drawn with a piece or set of hand grenades

ah yeah boy thank jeblebus we got ow asses outta theya

in the name of jeblebus this traffic is shit

what the jeblebus do you think your doing you shot me with a nail gun asshole

jeblebus by JIMINATER January 26, 2009

jebeezus

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OH MY JEBEEZUS

jebeezus by the halfrican401 March 2, 2011

Jebebus 

A term used by christians in a stroke of excitement not wanting to take Christ's name in vane.

Child interrupting parent intercourse:
"What the fuck son!?!"
"Sweet Jebebus!!!"

Jebebus by Brett Huizenga June 19, 2008

Jubeebus 

Another name for "Jesus" the son of "God" or Fogogabobin in the Rachally religion

Hail the almighty Jubeebus son of Fogogabobin!!

Jubeebus by Tyhelious June 24, 2008

Jebebbus 

Our lord and savior, he saves all and gives gifts to the sad and lonely and gifts riches to Memers and G amers. He saves all. Except the jews in the holocaust

lord Jebebbus shall save us !

Jebebbus by anonymous May 11, 2021