Jebebus
Jebebus by Brett Huizenga June 19, 2008
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Sweet Jeebus!
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017
Related Words
Jebebus • Jeebus • jejebusters • Jeebus Crust • jabebus • jbebus • jebbus • Jebebbus • Jebeebus • jeblebus
Jeebus Crust
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
Jeebus Crust by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007
jejebusters
A group of internet grammar vigilantes, typically Filipinos, dedicating their internet lives towards the eradication of jejetyping and jejemon existence. Having dangerous links to the grammar nazi, jejebusters enjoy humiliating a jejemon by posting his/her profile on a social networking site, while everyone on the internet laughs, causing unwarranted embarrassment towards the individual caught jejetyping.
jejebusters by karlenohwhirl March 23, 2010
jeblebus
black jesus. loved by few. unknown by many. also used as a word exclaimed in moments of anger or boredom. or a subject used to piss off almost all bastard RS/RE teachers. often thought drawn with a piece or set of hand grenades
Jeebus Crisp
1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for
Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG
Jeebus Crisp by T2forever January 14, 2020
jejebuster
May mean any of these:
1. A person who has above average IQ (ex. highly educated), uses correct grammar all the time and uses critical thinking in many situations. (The exact opposite of jejemon)
2. Someone who dosen't use web language very often and is quite intelligent.
3. Someone who devotes part of their time denouncing jejemons.
1. A person who has above average IQ (ex. highly educated), uses correct grammar all the time and uses critical thinking in many situations. (The exact opposite of jejemon)
2. Someone who dosen't use web language very often and is quite intelligent.
3. Someone who devotes part of their time denouncing jejemons.
YM or FB chat:
jejebuster: Don't use jeje language!
clueless jejemon: wat r u toking about?
jejebuster: oh my gosh! you're one of them!
clueless jejemon: hoo is dem?
jejebuster: I'm out of here!
jejebuster is offline
jejebuster: Don't use jeje language!
clueless jejemon: wat r u toking about?
jejebuster: oh my gosh! you're one of them!
clueless jejemon: hoo is dem?
jejebuster: I'm out of here!
jejebuster is offline
jejebuster by caliber38 September 1, 2010
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