jabebus 

jesus's brother thats a chad and can chug bud light beer like nothing gets all the bitches and has so much alphanes that he could destroy all simps and is the god of chads.

guy1:who is jabebus
chad: the god of alpha chad's

jabebus by championo March 11, 2020

Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble

1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!

Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009

Jebebus 

A term used by christians in a stroke of excitement not wanting to take Christ's name in vane.

Child interrupting parent intercourse:
"What the fuck son!?!"
"Sweet Jebebus!!!"

Jebebus by Brett Huizenga June 19, 2008

jbebus 

The amazing warriors known as jbebus are a mighty team of powerful warriors that come in all different shapes and sizes. These include :jbebus(normal),jbebus(frontline),Pretty Large jbebus, Sailor jbebus, Robo-jbebus, Pilot jbebus, Gerenral Busht(or Bushra) and Mutant Leader jbebus.

Human1:jbebus
Human2:jbebus

jbebus by MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ July 13, 2022