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A verb that describes a level of chaos, dysfunction, and patheticness that cannot be surmised in any other words. When someone exudes a level of sheer degeneracy that has not been previously witnessed by the world.
Guy Sliding Into TikTok Person's DMs: "Hey, I've been seeing you on my fyp and I just thought I should say hi"
TikTok Chick: "Lmao quit jealing in my DMs"
Jeal by TheRealBrownSugar January 1, 2021
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hel jeal 

the abbreviated term for "hella jealous,"; used to define one's jealousy to another's face; in response to a comment regarding high-standing or superiority; when you wish you were there drinking a beer, too.
"Dude, this beachfront cabin is amazing esp. with this excellent chocolate martini in my hand!"

"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."
hel jeal by brightandblonde November 7, 2012
slang for jealous, shortened by taking the -ous off the end.
Man1- "Colleen said she was 'jeal' to me the other day and I was completely lost"

Man2 "You're an idiot! She was trying to tell you that she was jealous!"

Man1- "Oh shit I feel dumb, she's so sophisticated."
jeal by Ralph Smlonger September 15, 2009
"They's mad jeal of my new jawns."
jeal by mizzity May 20, 2003
Jeal is a cute person,very nice yet rude at times especially if u do something bad to her. Other than that Jeal is someone you want to meet. Jeal is highly attractive so don't expext to get her attention quickly boys. With girls Jeal will keel al your secrets so don't worry she isn't a backstabber like other girls you might meet.
Boy: Jeal is cute
Girl: yeah you and a hundred other boys think so. Your never gonna get her
Jeal by Roblox lover 416 December 15, 2017
1. a word that expresses admiration, rather than jealousy
2. to convey: I'm genuinely happy for you :) That's awesome!! &/or I would love to experience something like that..
"IM SO JEAL!!!!"
"That's jeal."
"WOW!.... jeal"
"jeal." -said deeply emphasized
JEAL by Miss Saved December 23, 2009
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