Definitions by brightandblonde

hel jeal 

the abbreviated term for "hella jealous,"; used to define one's jealousy to another's face; in response to a comment regarding high-standing or superiority; when you wish you were there drinking a beer, too.

"Dude, this beachfront cabin is amazing esp. with this excellent chocolate martini in my hand!"

"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."

hel jeal by brightandblonde November 7, 2012

mass comf 

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

mass comf by brightandblonde September 25, 2011