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A gay male who shaves his taint with his mothers razor and proceeds to place the hairs on his face to look more manly.
I went to Coachella and saw jbrowns everywhere!
Jbrown by Natechapa May 21, 2019
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jarown martinez 

very sexy man, very big and hot he is like van dijk! he is the goat
Jarown Martinez is the Goat, and he is big!
jarown martinez by Haris Horne October 26, 2020
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Jbrowned 

Verb.

The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.
Dave was talking to his mother when Jason came along and Jbrowned everything into a discussion about mad cow disease and the World Bank.
Jbrowned by D Stahled April 10, 2008

jbrowned 

Verb Def1. To truely satisfy a woman woman suxualy. def2 The act of extreamly satisfying three women at the same time. Def3 The act of using a realy long penis to satisfy a woman beyond her wildest dreams. def3 The oppisit of stahled.
Tina, Robin, and margret were jbrowned by jason.
jbrowned by JakerRivers November 7, 2009
j brown is the shortest chick any person has ever seen
j brown is 4 feet tall
j brown by jaquefa Romdog March 27, 2017
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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