Jazzy Jizzy's 

the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.

LETS GO EAT AT JAZZY JIZZY's!!!!

Jazzy Jizzy's by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005

that's jazzy 

A slang way to say "that's cool!" or "That's tight!" It's awesome and a personal phase, juice it up by adding more of your own words!!

You walk up to a friend and she's wearing a totally awesome shirt so you look at her and say "hey i like your shirt!That's jazzy!"

that's jazzy by Kaykay blondy October 28, 2008

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap by noshame August 29, 2014

Jizzy Shit 

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

Jizzy Shit by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

Jizzy-Shit Paint 

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

Jizzy-Shit Paint by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

jazzy snazzy 

A step down from snazzy jazzy.

DUDE! That chick last night was snazzy jazzy!

Nah bruh, she was jazzy snazzy.

jazzy snazzy by Qill December 13, 2016

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl 

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010