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Jizzless 

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.
You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.
Jizzless by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009
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She’s a very beautiful, smart, kind, girl known for being very athletic and has a big butt
Yo jazzlee is hot
Jazzlee by An39018 March 12, 2020
1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.
Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!
Jazzies by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008
Someone really cool but creepy

You can use this to reffer to someone creepy and cool
Jazzlee is inside your walls
Jazzlee by Dowkey44 February 22, 2022
A non-derogatory name for a group of girls, unlike bitches and hoes.
David: Hey bro, you wanna go to a party tonite?
Nathan: Are there gunna be any jazzies?
David: hell yea. a crapload of them.
Nathan: Right on then.
jazzies by remairwaldo December 18, 2008

jizzlestick 

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon
'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'
jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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