Jazzies

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

jazzies

A non-derogatory name for a group of girls, unlike bitches and hoes.

David: Hey bro, you wanna go to a party tonite?
Nathan: Are there gunna be any jazzies?
David: hell yea. a crapload of them.
Nathan: Right on then.

by remairwaldo December 18, 2008

jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009

Jazzie

The definition of Jazzie is a girl who is one bad ass . She loves to have funn no matter what . She keeps a smile on her face even when times get hard . Guys thinks she fine as helllll, and even some girls . She's fun to be around and has an amazing personality .

That girl is amazing! She must be Jazzie (:

by jbabiiii . November 28, 2010

Jazzie

The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.

*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*

Jazzie: Sup homeslice?

*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*

by ThePseudoFado February 18, 2011

Jizzies

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

by dandan1097 April 25, 2014

Jazzits

A word to express exasperation over a subject or situation.

The equivalent to "oh my gosh" or "oh my goodness." Because how many times can you say these two phrases before their meaning shrivels due to overuse?

"Oh jazzits, Lindsay Lohan is releasing another album!"

"My parents found out about my online porn watching habits... oh jazzits."

by Powell Atkins Farrar February 22, 2009