Shamila

A girl who tries to make everything in her life perfect. A perfectionist.

Maryam: I can't do this sum.
Najma: Its too hard.
Kamilla: Innit.
Shamila: I've done mine and its absolutely perfect.

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

wtf

WTF stands for What the fuck. If you are unsure of something or pissed off or dont understand why something has happened.

Girl: Bananas dance at night.
Boy: WTF!!

Mean girl: Your an asshole.
Stupid guy: Wtf!!

Monkey1: The Zebra asked me out.
Gorilla: She was mine bitch!!
Human: WTF!!!

Boy: MY cousin ate me for dinner.
Girl: WTF!!

Depressed guy: My girlfriend left me for a goldfish.
Bitch: WTF!

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

Minga

A minga is a discgusting, ugly looking loser that needs to get a life.

"Wow, her dress is mingin!"
"I know my boyfriend is a minga but i still want to go out with him cos im a minga too!"

by evrythingztaken March 01, 2007

Jazzies

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008