Jazzgasm

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The type of jazz music that is so timeless, so soothing, so mind-blowing, that it sends you literally to another world.

Jazzgasm-inducing sounds of...

"Anastasia" by Stefano di Battista

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgFSK5ZpBI

Jazzgasm by yeason2008 May 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Jazzgasm

a involuntary body spasm (stinky cheese face, gesticulating, loud outbursts, etc.) which occurs when listening to a jazz song so mindblowingly tight, cool, high, screaming, or any combination of the 4, etc.

The intro to Sir Duke was so intense, I had a major jazzgasm.

Jazzgasm by saxface14 October 28, 2012

Related Words

Jazzgasm • jizzgasm • Jizzgasmic

Jazzgasm

An involuntary bodily response to hearing incredible jazz resulting in motions and vocalizations similar to those of an orgasm.

The smooth tones of Kenny G caused the the man to jazzgasm violently and loudly.

Jazzgasm by Genny K April 27, 2012

Jizzgasmic

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.

OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic

Jizzgasmic by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010

jizzgasm

shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)

i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!

jizzgasm by gdk cockgleamer September 29, 2005

jizzgasm

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.

I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.

jizzgasm by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003

Jizzgasm

to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint

*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!

Jizzgasm by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026