Jaywick 

A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.

Don't visit Jaywick in Essex it's 100% a dump!

Jaywick by LordJenal March 30, 2022

jaywick 

Hot boy sex between Charlie "Chazwick" Simpson and Matt Willis of Busted.

Jaywick is teh sex.
Jaywick is love.

jaywick by Tally November 10, 2004

Jaywick 

The arsehole of the world.

“Where do you live”
“Jaywick”
“You poor thing”

Jaywick by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Jaywick 

Essex’s very own shithole
You know Blaine County in GTA5 well think 10 times worse then that and you have Jaywick
Everyone here is a herion addict and the beaches are full of syringes
If you are ever planning to go to Jaywick you might want to say your last prayers as 9 times out of 10 you are gonna get stabbed here
If you want to go to a beach in this area just go to Clacton because it’s less of a shithole

Lucy: love can we go to Jaywick
Danny: WHAT??! Do you wanna fucking die
Lucy: oh yeah Jaywick is a shithole

Jaywick by LetsInvadeNewMexico June 4, 2022

JAYWICK SKY

Jaywick Sky is a term used to describe the satellite television capabilities of people who live in jaywick or generally have no money and cant afford a package upgrade regardless of their location.Generally the Sky system will have only access to the worst channels and maybe the odd pre-watershed porn chat.People in Jaywick are used to bad conditions and having no amenities like heat,water,food,sky etc and therefore have no problem recieving such poor televisual fare

Has this tv got Sky Sports or you just have the jaywick Sky package ??

JAYWICK SKY by Troy_Tempest January 18, 2009

jaywick foghorn

The act of blowing onto an anus until certain frequency is made deeming the person as a foghorn until they bust onto your face reverse cowgirl style

i gave the scrambled egg a jaywick foghorn

jaywick foghorn by kile butler May 29, 2026

jaymick 

To jaywalk across a street to get to McD's faster.

That dude will jaymick across the freeway to get his bigmac.

jaymick by theorious November 7, 2012