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joydicking 

The act of using one's one flaccid penis to control a joystick while one hand is occupied.
I was joydicking while playing halo 4 the other day and won the match.
joydicking by zaneBib October 28, 2015
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Jaydion is a guy with a really average sized weener. He likes to fully commit to his girlfriend.
Your weener is so Jaydion
Jaydion by Jaydion November 20, 2021

jaydison 

jaydison a empathetic, caring, and energetic funny person overall and with great intuition he can always tell when somethings up. a truly understanding person and will always be there for you when you need it the most also very daring and a handsome young boy.
heyy jaydison”
jaydison by Jaydison February 6, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026