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Florida

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
mugGet the Floridamug.

Colchester

A city in Essex which is bursting with disappointment, dissatisfaction and anything else you can think of starting with “D”
“Hey, I was thinking.. do you wanna pop into Colchester this evening. Grab a pint and that”
“No, go fuck yourself
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
mugGet the Colchestermug.

Jaywick

“Where do you live
“Jaywick”
You poor thing
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
mugGet the Jaywickmug.

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