jaysone

douche of which all other douches are compared

dumbfuck1: damn that guys a douche
dumbfuck2: must be jaysone!

by pikey October 30, 2004

JayMoney

JayMoney is a 20 year old from Atlanta Georgia who is living his best life. He’s a future auto mechanic, president of the United States, and he will be in yo backyard if you disrespect his name

JayMoney will kick yo white ass if you get him mad

by Jay_money_000 May 23, 2021

jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.

Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

by Your local genius March 19, 2020

The Jayson

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.

Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!

by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015

Jayson

Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He'll go down on you more than he'll take a bj. He has the biggest dick in the world

I love Jayson. He ate me out all night last night.

by A.f. January 18, 2015

jasoned

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

by Alexman2 October 27, 2007

Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

by TheFirm July 25, 2009