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Having 7-10 assignations every week with different women, and lying to all of them. Getting out of one woman's bed to go to another one's. Eating Viagra like M&Ms. Never using a woman's name, always calling them endearments or common nicknames.
That jerk jaykayed me, and I was a moron to fall for it.

He's in rehab for jaykaying.

He's just on that website to jaykay.

Gotta run, I'm jaykaying a new one this evening.
Jaykaying by Inna Synt February 19, 2011
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Jayasinghe

a Sri Lankan last name. Singhe meaning lion, king of the jungle, therefore, "singhe" last names are the most prominent and powerfull Sinhalese Sri Lankans.
JAYA-singhe's are the best of the "singhe" last names, because Jaya means good.
that is one cool Jayasinghe.
Jayasinghe by BBQ chips December 29, 2008

jay kaying 

a cooler way of spelling out jk and you'll make more friends this way
me: IM GONNA DO IT
friend: NOOO YOU CANT!!!
me: dont worry about it. i'm just jay kaying you
friend: wow your cool and i want to be your friend
jay kaying by gonetotallymad April 11, 2007

Jackaling 

Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used by the company Team Volven.
"Bro the CEO talks so much I had to make a definition for rambling with his name in it, he's always jackaling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the previous topic."
Jackaling by JakeManager3528 August 8, 2023
1.)The king of weed.
2.)A master stoner.
3.)Master of rolling joints.
Yo! Jayking lemee buy an ounce man... Don't hold out on me
Jayking by Hide Dat October 20, 2008

Jayking Off

Verb; The way a man who is to fat to reach his own penis masturbates. To do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their cock.
"Hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah! That was nasty!"

Jaypaving 

A means of satisfying your friends by wanking in front of a mirror and filming it for passers by in the street to watch
John got caught jaypaving it. You should have seen his face!
Jaypaving by Jason1234 June 5, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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