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Jayking Off

Verb; The way a man who is to fat to reach his own penis masturbates. To do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their cock.
"Hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah! That was nasty!"
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Twitter Jacking 

"Twitter Jacking" is when you copy someones tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, not giving them the credit.

If it happens to you, then you have been "Twitter Jacked".
I hate 123starblizzy, I'm going "Twitter Jacking" and copying his tweet, people will definitely think it came from me. Also known as Twacking.
Twitter Jacking by Athalonius November 4, 2011

mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

Jacking it in San Diego

The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.
Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."

Stan: "What?!"...

Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...

Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."
Jacking it in San Diego by MAV28 March 12, 2013

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.
Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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