Definitions by Jason1234

Jaypaving 

A means of satisfying your friends by wanking in front of a mirror and filming it for passers by in the street to watch

John got caught jaypaving it. You should have seen his face!

Jaypaving by Jason1234 June 5, 2009

hallam 

When you are forced to do a shit in the bushes.

There isn't a toilet for fucking miles. I'm going to have to pull a hallam out of the bag.

hallam by jason1234 June 13, 2006