javelina

A large boar like creature that lives in Arizona. They steal your food for your entire life

Guy 1: ay mate look at this lit javelina
Guy 2: dude don’t feed it

javelina by Alphabetical Spaghetti May 9, 2018

javelina

The act of not shaving one's male genitals for several months, then hoping that their recent hook-up isn't used to grinding against hairy hog balls.

"That bitch thought she had the night all planned out... Turns out she ended up with a javelina - was picking hair outta her teeth for days after that weekend..."

javelina by Lomotilian January 12, 2014

Bum Javelin 

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.

My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!

Bum Javelin by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009

meaty javelin 

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

meaty javelin by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

Ultimate Beer Javelin by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

MW2 Javelin Noob by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

Javelin Glitch 

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.

random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.

Javelin Glitch by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009