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jahong-ed 

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device
guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010
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He’s the most affectionate, passionate person you could ever meet. He can be clingy at times, but you still can’t stop talking to him. He would always listen to your problems, and never judges you. He is handsome and he has a high demand. Having a Jashon in your life is a blessing.
Oh my gosh! That Jashon is hot af!
Jashon by I gotcha man February 20, 2018

Jatholic 

Being both Jewish and Catholic at the same time, retaining qualities from both.
Tom: "Who does she think she is celebrating Christmas and Hanukkah?"
Fred: "Lay off man, she is Jatholic."
Jatholic by The_Chris October 24, 2012

Jathanise 

To hump vigorously and with passion. Can only jathanise inanimate objects.
Jathanise a wall for 50 bucks.
Jathanise by Wankerwonker69 October 25, 2019
A very sweet person. Normally African American. He makes a really good friend. If you have a friend names Jashon, consider yourself lucky
OMG. He is such a Jashon
jashon by Momoskittle May 1, 2016
Jathan is a sexy/handsome guy. He can make anyone around him smile or feel better when there down. A Jathan is care guy he will do what ever he can to make the people around him happy even when hes not. Jathan is the realest friend u could ever have aswell as the most loving bf u could ever have and will treat u like royalty he would give his life to protects the ones he love. Jathan is also truly amazing at sexs and can make any girl orgasm and he has a big dick Jathan may always seem happy but never is and probaly has had a pain full childhood/past . So if hes not doing well be there for him as he will u.
Jathan is the best bf ever😍
Jathan by J.l.G October 17, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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