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A rich man who has a lot of money and gets a ton of females
Look at that guy he's being a Jasso
Jasso by Messi29 March 27, 2017
Words you can keep
When a sad, lonely, inferior son of a bitch can’t get any love so he lassos his cock and goes to town.
I feel so bad for Jack. It’s been so long since he’s gotten any he had to jasso every night.
Jasso by T. l July 15, 2020

Javier Jasso 

sexy unexpected man with soft and beautiful eyes.
Javier Jasso is .................................... don't know jet
Javier Jasso by Adniel90 April 28, 2011

Desarey Jasso 

She's the one and Only! Rocks your socks off makes your heart skip beats kind of girl. She always has something do do. You can find her with X's on her hands at concerts, rockin out or making others rock out. Or in the gym working out, doing her ninja gymanstic flips, or some where dancing & singing her little heart out. Miss Des is down for what ever! She's THE Go-to girl. Also goes by 'Jukebox' or Tinkerbell she's fun size. This just over 5ft little athletic girl has blow in the wind brownish hair like a Rockstar, breath-taking eyes, and a smile to die for. Now that's just the outside, think that's something? She's even more beautiful on the inside. She'll put the light in your day and the moon and stars in your night! Crazziest girl around but when you need a TRUE friend she's Always around. Tells the truth and makes you see LIFE for the first time. Just dont mess with her and you'll be fine. There's actually NO definition for her she's indescribale. The only way to know of such person is to meet her yourself. And if you dont know this girl, i am truly sorry.
"What is something to do? I knoww! Let's call Desarey!"
"Who would ever even think about doing that? let's see, we know...Desarey."
I feel so down right now, where's Desarey?
What are some upcoming concerts or things to do? You call Desarey.
Whats life without that girl Desarey Jasso?

Alexa Caudillo Jasso 

She might be shy at first but once you are friends with her she will be your best buddy forever.
She is a giggly, caring, friendly, funny, and supportive friend no matter what :D
She might have times when she's not in a very good mood but will never show it for your sake
She will be on your side no matter what

She will speak from her mind and will fight for what's right.
Alexa Caudillo Jasso is someone who will always be there for you through thick and thin
Alexa Caudillo Jasso by bananalen:D September 12, 2022

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.
I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.
jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.
1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”
jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018
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