Jasperbation
Jasperbation by Jasper September 26, 2003
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jesserbation
1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.
2)Sleeping for pleasure
2)Sleeping for pleasure
jesserbation by the masked avenger July 6, 2006
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Justerbation
This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.
Justerbation by rhodzy September 21, 2016
Jasturbation
The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Jasturbation by npgy February 11, 2020
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