Jasper's definitions

shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by Jasper December 21, 2014

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

Permagrin

a facial expression that a person gets after smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Look at Jerry he's had permagrin for an hour... fucking stoner.

by jasper November 12, 2003

Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

by Jasper September 26, 2003

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

Diusor

The act of being so absolutely diu that you no longer are just diu, you are officialy a diusor. Used as a noun, the word means the opposite of l33tsor, and roxor. This word comes from the combination of cantonese and h4ck3r language. See Diu and roxor.

Dude, you're being lame, stop being sucha a diusor.

by Jasper February 14, 2005

prefame

Prior to being famous.

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.

by Jasper February 24, 2005